That moment when someone tells you to stay still. You then shake like a freakin earthquake.


recent studies show that ur a lil bitch

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blumbitch:

Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago 

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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